The chart that started it / revenue per full-time employee
$3.0M
per employee.
Only Nvidia earns more.
Grindr generates more revenue per employee than Meta, Apple, Alphabet, Microsoft, Tesla and Amazon. Building iPhones, running search, shipping Office, selling electric cars, delivering parcels to your door: every one of them is less lucrative per head than helping gay men date.
- Per second
- $0.095
- Per minute
- $5.71
- Per hour
- $342.47
- Per working day
- $11,538
- Since you landed
- $0.00
$3.0M per employee, divided down. The last figure counts while this page is open.
The tape / FY2025
Eight companies, one head count
Last fiscal year revenue over last available employee count.
Source: multiples.vc, data as of 31 August 2026.
The multiple / per head
One Grindr employee is worth
The convention / measured on chain, 2 Sep 2026
Every one of these is a joke about the stock it trades against
- Live pools
- 1,196
- Distinct tokens
- 1,140
- Pick one stock
- 98%
- On Uniswap v4
- 97.6%
- Opened yesterday
- 65%
Every official Robinhood equity token scanned, 203 of them, and every pool that holds one. Pool counts are read from the chain. Dollar figures are not published here because the public indexer reports more liquidity in these pools than the v4 PoolManager actually holds, on 10 of the 14 tokens checked.
The pool / RH Chain
No tokenized Grindr
Robinhood has tokenized 203 companies on its chain and Grindr is not one of them, so GRINDSET trades against the company it beat instead. That turned out to be the better joke.
You cannot buy tokenized Grindr
203 equities are live on Robinhood Chain. Grindr is not among them. Read off the chain, not off a listing site.
So the pair is META
Meta earns $2.5M per employee. Grindr earns $3.0M. Pairing against Meta makes the chart the trade instead of a picture of one.
Every buy pulls META in
To hold GRINDSET you push tokenized Meta into the pool. The pool deepens in equity exposure, not in a stablecoin.
Every sell pushes META out
Exits are paid in the same asset. What you are quoted in, and what you leave with, is META.
Nobody redeems anything
GRINDSET is not Grindr equity and not Meta equity. It is a memecoin whose reference asset happens to be a real company's stock.
GRINDSET / META · Uniswap v4 · Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663
Receipts / where this came from
Somebody posted a chart
“This chart made me laugh. Grindr generates more revenue per employee than almost any other Big Tech stock. Selling electric cars, delivering any product to your door, providing email services, selling MS Office, building iPhones: all less lucrative than helping gay men to date.” Simon Kuestenmacher, 31 August 2026
1.1K likes · 161 reposts · 72.6K views at time of writing.
The chart is real, the numbers on this page are the chart's numbers, and none of them belong to us.
The token / today
$GRINDSET
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain
- Venue
- Uniswap v4
- Paired against
- Tokenized META
- Contract
- Not deployed yet
- Supply
- One chart
- Utility
- None claimed
- Roadmap
- The chart goes up
Nothing is live. When the contract exists, its address goes on this line and nowhere else.